if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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