I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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