Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
My dick has a subreddit
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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