I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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