I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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