Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
