Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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