She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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