he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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