So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Two words: blizzard sex
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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