Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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