I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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