adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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