need another drink. this is the easiest way
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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