so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
