She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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