if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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