I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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