Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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