Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I need water and some morals
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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