yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
