just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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