I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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