i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You pole danced in your parka.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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