Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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