And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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