she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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