i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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