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your parents love me but you hate me

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(407): View more from Florida

The bars here don't close until 4!

(703): View more from Virginia

my legs don't close until 4

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them

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(919): View more from North Carolina

How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?

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(703): View more from Virginia

threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.

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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.

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(586): View more from Michigan

You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore

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