I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
