The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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