So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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