we're blogging at a bar
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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