my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
