Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
