soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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