why didn't you poke me back
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
