HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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