he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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