You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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