great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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