That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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