If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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