I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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