you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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