I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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