You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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