when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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