He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
