his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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