He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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