Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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