: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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