haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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