After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
